Hiya, mates! My name is Dirge, proud Mayhem Suppression Squad member. We bring the extra mmph! needed on the Decepticons to keep the Autobots at bay! I'm here to bring happiness and laughter to all!~ and I'm determined to show my fellow mechs the bright side of every situation. Our leader is Crasher, classy femme, enthusiastic warrior, and cousin to Blurr. They haven't killed each other yet, I'm sure that's something to smile about. Fellow flier, Thundercracker! He's very loud and a ray of sun...He's a rainbow of happiness! There's Bludgeon! As he would say, he's the best dang sharpshooter on Cybertron! Yee'haw! ...Hehe. And Carnivac! He's a bit more serious about defeating the Autobots but he can be playful too! ...Sometimes, at least!
We all work well together and are ol'chaps! You've got to love us. Our enthusiasm has chased the Autobots off and has saved from unneeded injuries. If that doesn't put a smile on your face, I can do it for you.